greenteacocaine:

Me.

It’s nearly impossible for this house to run out of tea.

(Source: scaredofsilence, via je-ne-suis-pas)

WAIT! That apple is filled with more fruit!! Where do I get one!?

I need to start filling fruit with fruit, like people do with poultry on thanks giving.

WAIT! That apple is filled with more fruit!! Where do I get one!?

I need to start filling fruit with fruit, like people do with poultry on thanks giving.

(via ffoodd)



If I was a vampire queen.

If I was a vampire queen.

(Source: morgasmz, via hautemacabre)

the-world-today:

Maya Bloch, “Hello, Stranger”

the-world-today:

Maya Bloch, “Hello, Stranger”

It’s disgusting how much I want to sleep with your cousin. ;)

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY